I interrupt this blog to thank the kindly gentleman from Scotland (I know all about Scotland, I've seen the film) who poured me a small glass of sweet sherry. Well, more like a large glass.Thanks, dear. Here's looking up your kilt!All glasses of sherry are gratefully … [Read more...] about Another kindly reader
Promiscuity Rules
So now it's official, the way to teach sex education is by observing Nature. Like the Birds and the Bees. Or more correctly, the Birds, the Bees and the Broadbeans. Promiscuity Rules!It's all to do with evolution, and how species arise, and hybridisation. Virtually all … [Read more...] about Promiscuity Rules
Some people are fond of the Queen
Heavens the world is full of monarchists! My poor neighbour who types my comments into the blog received a heap of nasty little letters about my view of Queen Betty Battenburg and her consort, Philip the Racist. One woman, obviously a devoted slavey of the … [Read more...] about Some people are fond of the Queen
Of course the Queen looks well
I had a couple of comments about the lovely picture of the Queen on yesterday's post. "Doesn't she look well", someone said. Of course she looks well! She looks a picture of health, why shouldn't she? She has lived a life of immense privilege, all the … [Read more...] about Of course the Queen looks well
Queen appeals to athletes on walkabout
The number of Sierra Leone athletes missing from the Commonwealth Games village here in Melbourne rose from 11 overnight to 14 - two-thirds of its 21-member team.The police are finally taking these mysterious disappearances seriously. The extra three athletes to … [Read more...] about Queen appeals to athletes on walkabout
A tall dark stranger, like the fortune teller said
Did you see my new tenant over there? She's in the dark, poor girl, she goes for the macabre touch, the deeply velveted feel of pure unadulterated black. Dark Faerie Doll is her name. A sweet name, and a brave one, and she must be a brave young lassie indeed, but is she … [Read more...] about A tall dark stranger, like the fortune teller said