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Harry has thrown in the towel, no more irksome royal duties for him, "enough is enough", he says. Where does Harry get his money? 95% of Harry's income comes from the Prince of Wales. Harry received just over 5 million English pounds in 2018-19. The money comes from … [Read more...] about Who pays for Harry and Meghan?

Prince Andrew has responded to ongoing questions about a photo of him with a 17 year old Virginia Roberts, saying it can’t be him because he didn’t have any hands at the time. “Well there’s a slight problem with the hands, because I had a peculiar medical condition … [Read more...] about Look Ma, No Hands!

Has anyone run a DNA test on Prince Harry? Is it a coincidence that he looks so much like James Hewitt? Hewitt, if you remember, if you want to remember, is the man Diana had a highly reported five-year affair with. Following Diana's death, he tried to sell her love … [Read more...] about I demand a DNA test

Harry has a bit of a PR problem. (It's to do with the way he behaves). But now the papers are cooing over an imminent engagement and forgetting what a nasty little piece of work he is. The boy takes after his grandfather in many ways, and that shouldn't be at all … [Read more...] about Harry is more than a Hoon

It's way past time that the Queen's gardeners did a thorough clean up of the undergrowth around her backyard. In this case, the foliage around her weekend retreat at Sandringham. Sadly, the body of a teenage girl was found in an area popular for Royal pheasant and … [Read more...] about Another Corpse at the Queen’s back door

The Queen was shocked today by the discovery of a body outside her back door. Perfectly understandable, I'd be shocked too. What's more shocking is the fact that the corpse has been there for about three years and nobody noticed as they swept the cobblestones or … [Read more...] about The Corpse in the Queen’s Copse

It's not like me to poke fun at a well-fed member of the younger generation, much less at two of them, but I must say I wasn't at all surprised by these graceless lumps of girls in their tawdry finery. I bet their frumpy frocks cost a fortune I bet each dreadful … [Read more...] about The Ugly Sisters

I hate to admit it but I would have liked an invitation to the Royal Wedding. I certainly would have enjoyed the opportunity to observe at first hand all the pomp, prejudice and prickery that goes on in that dysfunctional family. (Not to mention that it would have … [Read more...] about No Invitation to the Royal Wedding

Heavens the world is full of monarchists! My poor neighbour who types my comments into the blog received a heap of nasty little letters about my view of Queen Betty Battenburg and her consort, Philip the Racist. One woman, obviously a devoted slavey of the … [Read more...] about Some people are fond of the Queen

I had a couple of comments about the lovely picture of the Queen on yesterday's post. "Doesn't she look well", someone said. Of course she looks well! She looks a picture of health, why shouldn't she? She has lived a life of immense privilege, all the … [Read more...] about Of course the Queen looks well