Harry has thrown in the towel, no more irksome royal duties for him, "enough is enough", he says. Where does Harry get his money? 95% of Harry's income comes from the Prince of Wales. Harry received just over 5 million English pounds in 2018-19. The money comes from … [Read more...] about Who pays for Harry and Meghan?
Look Ma, No Hands!
Prince Andrew has responded to ongoing questions about a photo of him with a 17 year old Virginia Roberts, saying it can’t be him because he didn’t have any hands at the time. “Well there’s a slight problem with the hands, because I had a peculiar medical condition … [Read more...] about Look Ma, No Hands!
I demand a DNA test
Has anyone run a DNA test on Prince Harry? Is it a coincidence that he looks so much like James Hewitt? Hewitt, if you remember, if you want to remember, is the man Diana had a highly reported five-year affair with. Following Diana's death, he tried to sell her love … [Read more...] about I demand a DNA test
Harry is more than a Hoon
Harry has a bit of a PR problem. (It's to do with the way he behaves). But now the papers are cooing over an imminent engagement and forgetting what a nasty little piece of work he is. The boy takes after his grandfather in many ways, and that shouldn't be at all … [Read more...] about Harry is more than a Hoon
Another Corpse at the Queen’s back door
It's way past time that the Queen's gardeners did a thorough clean up of the undergrowth around her backyard. In this case, the foliage around her weekend retreat at Sandringham. Sadly, the body of a teenage girl was found in an area popular for Royal pheasant and … [Read more...] about Another Corpse at the Queen’s back door
The Corpse in the Queen’s Copse
The Queen was shocked today by the discovery of a body outside her back door. Perfectly understandable, I'd be shocked too. What's more shocking is the fact that the corpse has been there for about three years and nobody noticed as they swept the cobblestones or … [Read more...] about The Corpse in the Queen’s Copse
The Ugly Sisters
It's not like me to poke fun at a well-fed member of the younger generation, much less at two of them, but I must say I wasn't at all surprised by these graceless lumps of girls in their tawdry finery. I bet their frumpy frocks cost a fortune I bet each dreadful … [Read more...] about The Ugly Sisters
No Invitation to the Royal Wedding
I hate to admit it but I would have liked an invitation to the Royal Wedding. I certainly would have enjoyed the opportunity to observe at first hand all the pomp, prejudice and prickery that goes on in that dysfunctional family. (Not to mention that it would have … [Read more...] about No Invitation to the Royal Wedding