Some people always have shiny clean ovens. My neighbour, Voula, who cooks meals for six, never seems to have a spot in her oven while I get splatters every time I turn mine on. Cleaning is always a tedious task and if you ever needed proof of that, have a look at … [Read more...] about How to Clean the Oven
OMG! Ironing for Jesus
I can't tell you much about this one, probably because there isn't much to tell. It's an iron. It's in a house in Boston, USA. It was manufactured for the Wal-Mart house brand, with a basic dial for fabric settings and a steam/dry switch. It has a scorch mark. It … [Read more...] about OMG! Ironing for Jesus
The Long Road Ahead
February marks the month of famine Misery abounds. Following medical orders, I've thrown away the fags and the comfort of a small glass of sherry at the end of the day. My food intake has been reduced to that of a rabbit, a small and desolate rabbit. Consumed … [Read more...] about The Long Road Ahead
It’s now official. I have to grow up
I've kept my eyes shut, pretended it wasn't there and put it off as long as I could. But now I have to face it. After 70 carefree years of adolescence, I have to take the bull by the horns, put my nose to the grindstone, my shoulder to the wheel and my hand to the … [Read more...] about It’s now official. I have to grow up
My new Music Release
This year I'm reviving my musical career with another recording, this time something completely different - Hip Hop ! Yes, a dramatic change from my customary crooning but you have to move with the times. And you know me, when I'm able to move, I move with the … [Read more...] about My new Music Release
How to make Crepes
Crepes are more than just thin pancakes, they're the ultimate in sophisticated desserts and surprisingly simple to make. You can put just about anything in crepes, your family and friends will fight each other for them. Fill them with chocolate sauce, strawberries, … [Read more...] about How to make Crepes