They are tiny. They are tall. They are gray. They are green. They are blue. They survey our world with enormous glowing eyes. To conduct their shocking experiments, they creep in at night to carry humans off to their spaceships. It's quite a disturbing trend these … [Read more...] about More on alien abductions.
BVM on eBay
She's turned up again. The BVM just can't help herself from manifesting to awestruck mortals the world over. Not content with recreating her appearance in melted chocolate, potatoes and rancid fat, she has given the world a new face on a "pool stick". I'm not sure … [Read more...] about BVM on eBay
Summer is i- cumen in. Lhude sing blowfly
Summer is i-cumen in –/ Lhude sing, blowfly!/ Groweth sed and bloweth med/ And springth the wude nu./ Sing, blowfly! Today I heard the first blow-fly of Summer. While people in other climes use swallows to signify the warmer season, here we know the … [Read more...] about Summer is i- cumen in. Lhude sing blowfly
Cross Dressing suspicions
I'm beginning to wonder about my fellow members of the Lawn Bowls Club Ladies Team. I read today that the Women's Dragon-boat Racing Team in China turned out to be men in wigs. It seems the Team was of composed of suspiciously big women with Adam's apples, and now I'm … [Read more...] about Cross Dressing suspicions
The truth about safety pins
Absolutely anything could be inside your kitchen drawers, I had a good look inside mine this morning. For 10 seconds. That was quite enough, thank you very much. I can live with the mothballs and the old cat collars, but it's the safety pins that concern me.I have a … [Read more...] about The truth about safety pins
By the light of the Moon
So it's all official now. The Moon drives us mad. I could have told them years ago. Forget the romance, string orchestras and soft moonlight. My dear departed always went a trifle dippy at the Full Moon. I used to keep a small amount of a cash in a vase to bail him … [Read more...] about By the light of the Moon