I live near a football ground and, although I have nothing against football fans, sometimes their manners after a game aren't the best. Like taking a leak in my front garden. Well, I think I've found the answer. Austrian officials fed up with motorists stopping to … [Read more...] about Snake Sign Solution
Beautiful Cleo
I still say that Cleopatra was beautiful. I know there's been disparaging remarks made about her nose before, but this coin reveals that she had a pointed chin, thin lips and sharp, aqualine nose. Somewhat like myself in fact. Better than Marc Antony anyway, with his … [Read more...] about Beautiful Cleo
Pensioner turns vicious
I see that Rosemarie Hamilton-Meikle, a normally placid pensioner of 80 good years, attacked 3 wild boars in Dartmoor, sending fear into the hearts of the savage beasts. The brutes had the ill-luck to come across her dachsund as he scuttered around under a bush. I … [Read more...] about Pensioner turns vicious
Finally …
After over a month of fires, I have returned to my little cottage. In the old days, I would have been standing there with a wet bag on my head and another in my hands beating at the embers on the firebreak, but not these days. These days I get sent away instead. For … [Read more...] about Finally …
Time changes
I get so confused with my modern appliances. Especially when I have to adjust the time. I can change my bedside clock, that's just winding a few knobs at the back, but I don't even know how to open my kitchen clock. And I 've just noticed that everything has a … [Read more...] about Time changes
Lock up your livestock
Beryl, who goes to Bingo with me, firmly believes in the recent sightings of the BVM, but she's worried that her framed velvet Mary art and hot pink plastic rosaries won't save her budgerigars from the Chupacabra. Granted, the reports of mysterious Goatsuckers in my … [Read more...] about Lock up your livestock