The end is nigh! A total solar eclipse in August 2017 will see the world end.
The signs of this end are clear, at least to a few Christians Everything they say is pretty scary weird, but it all adds up to the startling fact that the creation of Israel (70 years ago next year) was the start of a biblical generation and we must now be ready for another one.
Taking this into account, along with some previous theories, feasts for autumn and spring, Revelations verses, and a 12th century Rabbi, we can safely say the maths are pretty solid and we’re all going to die.
However, there’s a window for our destruction. While the apocalypse will undoubtedly start next year, it will go on for another seven years ending in 2024.
So, we have ample time to repent.