Readers are so kind. It gives me a small ray of hope for the future of the world.
Take, for example, the generous actions of Beep Beep, who is diagonally parked in a parallel universe which must be disconcerting for her. Beep Beep has been collecting the manifestations of the B.V.M. and was kind enough to leave the details so we can all be stunned speechless at the miracles going on around us.
She has collected astounding proof from such reputable sources as ebay that the B.V.M is appearing at this very moment on a potato, (see the convincing proof in the photo) a disposable coffee bag, a backyard sprinkler system and, most wondrously, on a toasted cheese sandwich.
Now I can say in all honesty that I’ve eaten more toasted cheese sandwiches in my life than the Pope has said rosaries, but I have never, never happened upon the smallest apparition of any kind on the crusty cheddar, much less any bright stars of the catholic pantheon.
Although I did once have a potato chip that looked just like Mother Teresa, I didn’t get too excited because every warped old gym boot you find washed up on the beach looks like Mother Teresa.