On the television earlier tonight, I watched a woman in a yellow frock giving out money saving tips.
How can you take anyone wearing a yellow frock seriously? Even Imelda Marcos wouldn’t be caught dead in one.
Anyhow, her money saving tips were along the lines of “Take your lunch to work” and “See a movie on a week night”. Oh pleeeeeeeaaaaaase……
I’ve got better advice. Eat less and stay in.