I’m still worried about these missing athletes from the Commonwealth Games.
The police here today actually agreed to keep an eye out for Tanzanian boxer Omari Idd Kimweri and Bangladesh 400-metre runner Mohammad Tawhidul Islam. These two speak little English and neither has friends or family in Melbourne.
Both men vanished from their beds on Sunday night — without a trace. Meanwhile, half of the Sierra Leone team have disappeared from the face of the earth.
I tell you, it’s got to be alien abduction. There’s simply no other explanation! I for one am going to get the old aluminum foil out from the kitchen cupboard and make myself a beanie to stop alien brainwaves reaching me. And I’m staying well away from the Athlete’s Village.
An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don’t mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimpanzee.
This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret.
AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you’re good to go!
Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.