For those who asked about the chocolate BVM, it's all true. Here's an account of the Virgin Mary manifesting in a chocolate drop Kitchen worker Cruz Jacinto was the first to spot the lump of melted chocolate when she began her shift by cleaning up drippings that had … [Read more...] about Chocolate BVM
Monsters Myth and Madness
BVM Sightings again
I haven't given a thought to the B.V.M for more than 50 years, but obviously a lot of people never grew out of their invisible- friend phase and Mary has been popping up all over the place. In recent years the B.V.M has been spotted on a ham sandwich, markings on … [Read more...] about BVM Sightings again
Mysterious Things
I heard on the news that another Yowie has been sighted in the Clarence Valley, an area normally billed as "a place of astonishing physical beauty and extraordinary cultural diversity in New South Wales". You can't get more culturally diverse than a Yowie or two. I'll … [Read more...] about Mysterious Things
Aliens abducting again
We recently lost a few athletes during the Commonwealth Games in March and I originally believed this to be a shocking case of alien abduction. Sierra Leonans are particularly susceptible, especially the athletic ones. But it turns out most of them had just decided it … [Read more...] about Aliens abducting again
Two of the missing athletes pedalled away
We've just found out two of the missing athletes are in the bike-riding events. The team and police have refused to identify them, but Sierra Leone's only cyclists are Alhassan Bangura and Mohamed Sesay.They were given new bikes to ride here, and they must be bloody … [Read more...] about Two of the missing athletes pedalled away
Missing athletes had no beanies
I'm still worried about these missing athletes from the Commonwealth Games. The police here today actually agreed to keep an eye out for Tanzanian boxer Omari Idd Kimweri and Bangladesh 400-metre runner Mohammad Tawhidul Islam. These two speak little English and neither … [Read more...] about Missing athletes had no beanies
Alien Abduction ignored
You've heard about the missing atheletes of course. Eleven of them now. All missing from their cozy little cabins in the new Commonwealth Games Athletics Village in Melbourne. Does no one care? Have these eleven fine young specimens of humankind been murdered while they … [Read more...] about Alien Abduction ignored