We recently lost a few athletes during the Commonwealth Games in March and I originally believed this to be a shocking case of alien abduction. Sierra Leonans are particularly susceptible, especially the athletic ones. But it turns out most of them had just decided it was more fun to hop on a train or something and see a bit of the countryside instead of running around in circles on a racing track. Who could blame them? I certainly can’t.
But there are still four missing Sierra Leonans. These are the ones who have obviously been abducted by aliens.
And I also found out that cows are being abducted by aliens all the time. All around us. All the time.
Look at this incontrovertible proof.