I’m going to do it this time. One of those advertising flyer things in the letterbox got to me. I usually tip the entire bunch of advertising bumfph into the paper recycle bin just under the letterbox, but this one caught my eye, a woman-only gym with a couple of plump middle-aged ladies smiling up at me from the glossy page.
When I see pictures of all those fit healthy young things pretending to exercise with their just blow-waved locks and matte makeup I tear the blasted brochure into little pieces. Tiny little pieces.
Clever advertising. But I’m a market demographic. I made an appointment for the morning